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iwannabealion:

Garota: Eu vou fazer uma transplante de coração amanhã.

Garoto: Eu sei.

Garota: Eu te amo!
Garoto:Eu te amo mais, muito mais!

Após a cirurgia, quando a garota acordou, apenas o pai dela está ao lado de sua cama.

Garota: Cadê ele?
Pai: Ué, você não sabe quem lhe deu o coração?
Garota: O que? (Ela começa a chorar)

Pai: (o pai começa a rir) Brincadeirinha, ele só foi ao banheiro.

(Source: walaakongpiso, via insanityofmine)

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